Thor (2011)
The trailer didn't look too appealing when I saw it a few months ago, but after all the good word of mouth I checked it out and was not disappointed. I have to hand it to director Kenneth
Branaugh; he does an excellent job in directing this action-fantasy film based on the Marvel comic book of the 1960s, which I never read. In the film, Thor is stripped of his powers and banished to the planet Earth (but he goes back eventually). There's drama, action, and romance in between. This may sound campy but
Branaugh steers it away from that direction. There are a few "fish-out-of-water" jokes here and there but for the most part it's handled very well.
I did some research afterward and discovered that the film uses many characters that were in the original comic books and the storyline of Thor coming to earth is not some gimmick to
attract 2011 audiences; it actually happened in the comics - Thor falls in love with an earthling named Jane Foster. Natalie
Portman is Jane. I recommend Thor if you are looking for an entertaining fantasy/adventure/romance this summer. PG-13: Sci-
fi and action violence.
This movie gets an A from me.
Green Lantern (2011)
I enjoyed it but I think it could have been better. Maybe
Ryan Reynolds was too annoying for me. I enjoyed learning about the Green Lantern Corps and the origin of the superhero; I really didn't know anything about him at all, and according to what I've read, this film is faithful to the comic books. The special effects are cool and I never knew how interesting of a character Green Lantern/Hal Jordan is. The violence is mostly sci-
fi battles with aliens. There is a disturbing scene where
Angela Bassett gets thrown into a glass wall and apparently dies. I really like her and didn't want to see her get killed that way. There are also a fair amount of swearing and sex talk so you might want to think twice about bringing young children to this film.
This movie gets a B - from me.
Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
...is the first
Pirates movie I've ever seen. I didn't feel like I missed much from the other movies. From what I've heard this is a better movie than the other two sequels. I thought the movie was worth it. There are some great costumes and sets and some great action sequences. Johnny
Depp the pirate is joined by Penelope Cruz, who plays a former lover. The plot of the movie involves the pirates (joined by Blackbeard) in a race to the Fountain of Youth. I liked this movie but it's a bit dark and violent. I wouldn't recommend for small children.
PG-13: Sword battles and deaths, vicious mermaid attacks, sexual innuendo, voodoo dolls and magic spells,
Russian roulette, hangings, stabbings, people getting slapped in the face, etc. From the good people at Disney.
This movie gets a C from me.
Super 8 (Don't read this if you don't want spoilers!)
Yes there is an alien in it. An alien! It comes out of the train that crashes and a bunch of 12-year
olds see it all happen while they are shooting an amateur zombie film. The train crash is pretty cool and the best part of the film. The rest was a
snoozer for me. This felt like
ET, Close Encounters, Stand By Me, Bad News Bears, Breaking Away, and
Goonies were thrown in a blender and this came out. There's an actor from
Gremlins in the film who plays an important part but I won't tell you who. This movie could have been better but let me down at the end. It got too melodramatic...too much crying and drama. I didn't think the film needed that, really. Some of the kids are annoying; the most annoying is a kid with braces. Did you see
Poltergeist II? Remember the kid with braces? I REALLY wanted to see what happened to that kid happen to this one in
Super 8.
PG-13: Swearing by the kids throughout and some scenes where you think dogs and people die (but they don't).
This movie gets a C- from me.
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Mr Poppins Penguins
I only watched about 15 minutes of the film before I walked out and left the theater in disgust; I couldn't stand this film (which should have been called Mr
POOPER's Penguins) any longer, even with a cameo by
Angela Lansbury. In the first 15 minutes there are two scenes of
penguins crapping on someone (including one
penguin sticking its butt in a guy's face and crapping on him), a man getting kicked in the crotch, and a penguin in a toilet. What a stupid film. Why does every so-called "kids movie" involving animals have either pee, crap, and/or crotch attacks? This was the case in last summer's
Marmaduke (which I also walked out of). In that film, there's pee, crap, fart, and crotch jokes and one guy even drinks a glass of pee after a dog urinates in it.
I'm just old fashioned. I prefer animal films like
Benji, Babe or
The Adventures of Milo and Otis.
Rated PG: (some harsher words were
obviously dubbed, such as when a guy says, "I don't give a rat's butt"), crap and crotch jokes.
This movie gets an F from me (from what I've seen).
PS I'm not the only one who didn't like this film.
Read this review from someone who knows the book: